And it is ugly. This is an indisputable fact. This house has been lovingly neglected by what I can only assume was a profoundly old person, based on my keen sense of smell. I have other werewolf powers, mostly they just include growing body hair in both appropriate and unexpected places (and if news of my sideburns hasn't hooked you I just don't know what will).
My team of investors and I have decided to keep her, warts and all. Technically we haven't bought her yet. January 15 is supposed to be closing day (seeing how it's a Sunday, however, I'm betting not), I'll update you with some reno plans between now and then.